FTX to Launch Sam Bankman-Fried Chicken

SAN FRANCISCO – FTX’s latest offering is not another token pair, or leveraged token; it’s chicken! FTX is days away from rolling out Sam Bankman-Fried Chicken, or SBFC.

“Crypto is the future, and we are committed to always offering you the best crypto products and experience,” says Sam Bankman-Fried. “But my real passion has always been mouth-watering, deliciously seasoned fried chicken.”

Bankman-Fried explained how this development came about. “A few months ago, I brought some leftover chicken that I had cooked the night before into the office. People started talking about how great it was, and it became a regular Friday thing. We were having a board meeting, and the CFO joked that chicken should be our next product. We all had a good laugh. But then everyone got really quiet. And that’s when we knew. This is real. We’re doing this.”

FTX will launch their Initial Chicken Offerings, or ICOs, in Austin, San Diego, and St. Petersburg, Florida.

All FTX users will receive a 10% discount on their first order of chicken (with purchase of two or more combo meals). Tornado Cash users are blocked from eating here.

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