CHICAGO — After one of the most hectic days in crypto history, Binance and FTX have come to another non-binding agreement: CZ and SBF will fight under the monkey bars at Crypto Middle School tomorrow after the closing bell.

The seeds of today’s events were allegedly planted a few days ago in the cafeteria when CZ mocked SBF for having so many letters in his nickname.

It later became apparent that SBF had tattletaled to the teachers.

In response, CZ destroyed SBF’s centralized exchange in a matter of hours and made him lose over 15 billion dollars.

Crypto Middle School is rough.

Coincidentally, betting markets put the odds of tomorrow’s fight actually happening at 15 billion:1.

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